Sari Beliak is a writer and comedian from Phoenix, AZ. She is a former senior contributing writer for The Onion and regular contributor to sites like The Hard Times, Reductress, and McSweeney’s. She was a guest writer on your favorite NPR news quiz show, ‘Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me.’ Sari has performed at Bird City Comedy Festival, Altercation Comedy Fest, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Floodwater Comedy Festival, and Laugh Riot Grrrl Fest. In 2020, she was a finalist for NBC’s Late Night Writer’s Workshop, which was an otherwise totally normal and chill year. Her album ‘Dead Dog Mom’ comes out May 2025 with Burn This Records.